So yeah!

Ive been averting LJ again! lol.

My sister got hold of my laptop, and as a result, she wiped the fucking HD leaving it BARE. BARE I SAY. Fucking assface.

Anyways, the summer is over, it was fucking awesome, and now onto the next nest of events.

IM MOVING! OH YES.

Im moving up to Scotland in 3 weeks to my girlfreind. It has been shits and giggles, but Im off to go explore Aberdeen and cause mayhem in that town.

So I shall be leaving all of you who live near me for the time being. I should be moving to Manchester next year for a course at Uni I may be doing, but either way, it will be fun, so for now, wish me luck!

<3

-Jay

Well. I guess this is generally the runnup to cons.

Tokonatsu is just around the corner. Craig, Kyo and additional lodger Dani, Craigs gf are coming to stay at mine on Tuesday. Yes, it started as tomorow, but oh well. Tuesday it is.

THATS 3 DAYS after my shift tomorow, awesome. My fangs came for Zero and after fagging to get them to fit, one is loose but will be ok. My Chrome wig came too, its sexy and purple.

Im working on the skulls for my socks and eyepatch atm, paper mache ftw, and ill have to get spray paint when I get paid next week. Poverty ftw!

Im so poor.

But yes, Toko is this time next week, and this time next week, I will be lying in a field, drunk and abused. Who doesnt love the outdoors!

Anyways, yes, we are nearly there guys! Just gotta work this weekend, then we are all set.

ONE WEEKEND.

Im getting my hair cut and dyed in preperation for the tomfuckary ahead tomorow, it is still platinum/white and mohawked. Because Im cool.

Thats all for now, I shall be away to emo and feel sorry for myself for various reasons.

-Jay

Thats the title since thats the guitar hero song I paused to come update my faggin LJ. TADA.

So update, since thats what its all about. In the cosplay dimension (yes it exists) Im on my mission today to go get shit. I gotta go collect art shite to make my motherfucking tridant for Chrome.

I also need a blazor and skirt, but im somewhat concidering leaving that till my next pay so I can go buy them and not be as poor just now. Ill see how I feel when I get into town, that and my mum has my DISCOUNT CARD. Bitch.

Im also away to go get my flesh tunnel ear pierced on the lobe to stretch, so I will have that at a 3 for now, and my tunnel at a 6. Then Ill take the 6 to an 8 and the 3 to a 4. CONFUSED.COM?

I checked the status on my wig and it should get here within the week/next week. Thats cool, and I also ordered fangs from vampfangs.com because A) they are fucking sexy, and B) Im cosplaying a makeshift Zero from Vampire Knight to Tokonatsu. Vampires, they are just so lickable.

So yeah, Im just gonna get ready after I finish this song, and head into town on the mission. -hand signals-

That aside, things are set to go, and its 10 days till the Kyo and the man child get here.

Sexy times ahead.

-Jay

Whut whut in the butt.

So, children. I have been away, yes. I have had some issues and the like, with life, family and so on. Most of it is ongoing. But Im sick of skulcking OFFLINE, so Im gonna try my best to update more and get back into everything. Since Ive been out of it for ages. ;___;

SO. Were are we and what are mein plans?

Well. Here is the rundown, it is con season. And Ive been working on that shit for a while, heres the list:

Tokonatsu 2009 :: July 31st - August 3rd
Cosplaying Mello from Deathnote
Cosplaying Allen Walker from D Grayman

I shall be attending this con, and I doubt I will be cosplaying in honestly, since Toko isnt usually cosplay freindly XDDD CAMPING FOR FUCKS SAKE. But yeah, I will be wondering around in a wig its safe to say, and flip flops. Ill be the staggering drunk with a nekkid Craig. And Craig and Kyo will be with me indeed! They are coming the week beforehand, since Im gonna be spending like 5 weeks with kyo to start XD

Status: PAID AND SET TO GO!

Ayacon 2009 :: August 14th - August 17th
Cosplaying Chrome from KHR
Cosplaying Allen Walker from D Grayman
Cosplaying Lockon Stratus from Gundam 00

THIS IS THE BIG ONE. Oh how I love you Ayacon. We (Me and Kyo) will be leaving for Aya on the Thursday and staying till Monday. It is gonna be fucking cbedfhjehb -hipthrusts-
Yeah. Ahem. But yeah, I will be setting Chrome as my main cosplay for this con, with my huge ass fucking Tridant prop. FUCK YEH! I dont know whether I will be doing Lockon to this con, if I can find material and a wig, then yeh. But otherwise, Im setting it to just 2 cosplays, Allen and Chrome.

Status: PAID AND SET TO GO!
Accomodation: PAID! :D

So those are the cons. After the cons, me and Kyo shall be makin our way up to SCOTTISH to use their legal tender as it is mine and Kyos birthday in the same fucking week. AAAMMMMAAZINNGGG. But I will be staying with her and her family for like, two weeks XD We will be celebrating our birthdays and whatnot togather, which is nice.

Those are my plans this summer! And they start in 2 weeks! I honestly cant wait, I need something to occupy my mind and take my mind of shit. I have been so wound up lately, srsly. I am getting back on the commission wagon as well, since I owe so many people things, and trust me, I have he biggest pile of art to scan for people, I kinda lost the plot for a while. I will start that long and grueling process soon.

But yeah, I hope I can be happier in myself soon, Ive been pissing everyone off lately and even myself, at least this summer should help me get back on track and not lost faith in shit.

Oh, and news about myself? I changed my hair, lol. Its white and spikey now, as you do. XD And I got stars tattooed behind my ear because Im so damn amazing.

Anyways, I think I have ranted quiet enough. And its time to stop for now, and get a drink and sort some personal shite out before work tomorow. Ive been working my ass off for these cons, I hope I get a good pay >: Decent enough to buy Kyo something nice for her bday ;___;

I put the lottery on, KARMA GODS DONT FAIL ME NOW. If I win, Ill buy you a fucking boat Kyo. You can take it to your swimming pool and run the children over.

A NOTE TO MY FREINDS. Its my birthday 23rd August, I wont be home (duh) so if you wanna send me a birthday wish or something, give me a call on my mobile, or email me. OR POST ME SOMETHING NICE, ILL EMAIL MY ADDRESS IF YOU ASK! lol birthdays.

LATERS.

-Jay

Yeah, I have no idea what fucking Livejournal is. tch.

I stay away from drama, aka LJ.

Anyways, Im alive yes, and I havent been up to an awfull lot lately. Went to some cons, am working on some randoms. I dyed my hair blonde (LOL). I have 2 new tattoos, one of a mitsudono on my wrist, one of kanji for 'fire' on my neck. And I plan on getting more.

Im just updating to let you guys know I still use LJ, I need to re-vamp it or something.

At the moment, Im just feeling tired and ill, and keep blacking out. Im gonna get an early night since im in work at 8am. Im just finishing watching '300' which I love.

Anyways, Im going to Aberdeen in a week and half to visit the girlfreind, that will be awesome Im sure. And hopefully she will be coming back with me, oh, and Im DRIVING there, that should be epic fun.

Im away now to finish what Im doing and go to sleep. Ill update more, I promise.

Later

-Chrome

So.

I was given the bombshell today.

My nan had cancer, went through major operations just before xmas to remove it and ended up having her bowels removed. She seemed to be getting better until recently I learn the cancer has returned in her liver, is aggressive and there is nothing they can do.

She has less than 6 weeks to live..

-cries her heart out-

So now I have to prepare to say goodbye to her and visit as much as possible, and try not to let her know (yeah, she doesnt know shes gonna die) while Im there.

I cant describe how Im feeling...a knife in my stomache may do it..

I love my nan so much, her and I are really close and it just seems like everyone is leaving me.

God. Its fucking cruel. I wish I coud do something but I feel useless.

So I am announcing a temporary hiatus, I will try and update as much as I can, but things will be slower than slow...Im sorry.

-Jay

Yosh!

After emoing for a bit about a job let down and shit, and worrying about having to quit my job, things finally came through and my manager apologised to me for being an utter bitch (which was the reason I was leaving) and game me Minamicon off! :3

That means I can book travel an shit now and dont have to quit and be in the shit for money ^^

I also had some alternate unexpected replies from the gaming company for some jobs they think I would be more suitable for, so I shall apply for them and crossed fingers, hope things go a little better.

In other news, I just got back from Matts. I went down Tuesday night till this morning, were we played GH world tour to death and killed some awesome songs WITH OUR SEXY VOICES, had epic amounts of fat food including chinese and so on (GTFO MATT IM NOT A BEANSPROUT), watched anime and some films and cracked out an shit. Twas fun.

I went to sleep for a little while when I got home and then went to work were I managed to smoosh my complimentary cream egg in my pocket, so everything in my pocket looks like it had a sexy party whilst I was working. FUCKING FAIL.

Thats all for now, I need to get my art groove back. I also need to order my Allen cosplay, Im doing V2. Allen, kinda wanna do crown clown version but alas, that will do. Sexy leather.

I am also being a noob and cosplaying ANBU Sasuke I think, or someone from Tekkon Kinkreet verse. Ill have a think about it.

-Allen

YEAH BITCH.

I CAN DO THAT WITH MY EYEBROWS.

Hay Hay Hay Guys.

I have returned from that iceburg that is SCOTLAND. And a fun time was had, I really miss being there so much, bah.

We had randomness, days out and so on and so forth. And the token holiday piercings, buuuut Im not gonna tell you where I got pierced this time XD

I met a random Polish manwhore called Adam who wanted to molest me, Kyos dad who was a lesbian, and managed to break 2 lamps, 1 chair, 2 floor tiles, a shoe and a cupboard on my visit. And that was just in the house.

XD, JUST...XD

God, it was crack. Leek spinning in the local costcutters, binge eating, cinema and gay nights out. Suprisingly, I didnt get as drunk, just 2 or 3 nights were dedicated to Mr.Daniels, it felt more adult XD

I need to do a full update about it, but I cant be arsed, so just take my word for it, twas an awesome trip.

I shall upload photos of the gang soon, including the token rebel scottish freind Graham with his bihawks and extensions I gave him. VERY SEXY. MU MU.

And we decided our gay freind Scott is marovingian from Matrix Reloaded, the french dude. HE IS THE FUCKING IMAGE. LIPSTICK?? WTF IS THIS LIPSTICK?

Thats all for now kids, Im away to play more GH, art and hog the phone. YES, NO?

PEACE. SOUTH WEST SIDE YO. -hand motions-

DECADANCE.

-Jay

After finishing work and partaking of a sausage and mash dinner, then having a nosebleed (not for perverted reasons, stfu), I decided that I shall go epic shopping tomorow, since its my day off.

Im working fucking monster shifts till Sunday since Im away to kyos on the Tuesday, so therfor, work have decided to infact try and kill me. OH WELL. NOBODY CARES FOR THE JAY ANYMOREEEE.

Im working 11 hours on Saturday T_T ANYWAYS, I have also decided, and this is INFACT THE HONEST TRUTH, I am lazy. NO, NO, I DO NOT DENY IT. I need to shift my arse with commissions, work and everything, Im better than this, stupid lazy person.

ITS ALL A MATTER OF WILLPOWER. -headesks-

2009, you motherfucker, YOU WILL PREVAIL AN AWESOME JAY. (And yes Im aware Im speaking about myself in a 3rd person format) >_>;

Ahem, anyways, ....OMG. LESBIANS KISSING ON TVVVVVVVVVVVVV -oogles- TTLY NOT DISTRACTED. x_x OMG, THEY ARE DOIN IT AGAIN, OMNOMNOM. Lol, soap operas.

And I have infact set myself a goal of being able to play GH to the level of expert on the drums in a week. YES. A WEEK. Ill do it, even if I have to get CRAAAAZY HANDS.

I feel like crumpets. But we has none. -sad for me-

OMG, me and kyo went to the Vue and watched Twilight, which is a sexy film since it has sexy vampires in it. Yes, it has a love story, but Cedric Diggary the vampire is a hottie. ID TTLY RAPE HIM WITH MY MIND PENOR. Thought Id mention that since I got reminded by an advert on TV.

OH, and we went to my most fav restaurant ever, ''Elements'' a japanese/chinnese cuisine, only...they changed the name...to ''FUXION''.

SAY THAT OUT LOUD A FEW TIMES IN A NORTHERN ACCENT.

''Fucks he on?'' LOL. Strange people.

Thats all my rambling for now. Im away to make tea, play GH and then art. Im gonna post shit and go round town tomorow.

FUNS FO ME.

-Jay

First of all. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!

And merry belated Christmas. >_>

Iv not updated for a fucking donkey of time. Basically, because Im lazy, and also because I developed a stupid phobia of LJ, the internet and other shit.

Ill try and be a bit better with updates from now on, since I know everyone wants to know wtf I do with my time. FFFF

Well Christmas was fun, got the GH band pack which is consuming my life atm, and I got a new camera, one of the proffessional ones, I havnt put it down, I need to get a photo account on DA :3

Hmm, New Year was...interesting. The gf came down for 5 days, and we had sexy parties new years eve and day. I got waaaay too drunk though, beyond my limit and to the point of headesking and falling down, then to the point of getting a 3rd degree burn across my hand in the pattern of a cheesegrater.

Besides me being a total tit, it was eventful. Resolutions and all that. Ill try and keep them this year and after all, it is my year, year of the OX.

I will get drunk again, but not to the stupid point of way too much -kicks self-

Hmmm, Im going up to Stacies in a week today, and Ill be there for around two weeksish. So Im looking forward to that :3 We are gonna get coffee and go out for breakfast and do all those normal things people do.

I also get to see my clan whilst Im up there, I cant wait for that, so good times to be had!

Anyways, thats all I shall say for now, and Ill keep you guys posted on shit more often.

Again, happy new year! and make it as memorable as I am planning too!

-Allen

SO.

I always forget the part where I ned to update LJ with what I have been up to, OH WELL.

In all honesty, I have had such an amazing week, Im coming home tomorow, but not before we go out with a bang tonight, me and Kyo that is.

Well, we generally had a fun week, the EXPO was beyond epic, with shower parties and all that XD And we have been watching anime, playing games, going out and doing all those things that people who enjoy each others companies do.

Then for Samhein, we celebrated it with epicness. Can I just say, Kyo is fucking AMAZING. Writing spells, rituals and more, shes just..nwkjngfr

I didnt want to take part in a ritual since I felt disrespectful to Matt, but the more we prepared, the more it felt 'right'. So I took my place in the circle to invoke the element of air. It was amazing, I have never took part in a ritual dedication with 3 other people before, so the energy was kfnjkehbfjvgl

I helped set up the alter with Kyo, consisting of oranges, blueberries, apples, lots of candles, incense, wine and we brought out the runes and tarot cards. Then Kai and Craig came over, and we started to relax and Kyo wrote out her dedication ritual. I lent my aura to the circle and everyone was like kdbjivwbijfjkbjew 'My god Jay your aura is so amazing' XD

It was all dramatic, and in all took around an hour to do. I placed barriers on the doors, then concecrated the room, we even had crossroad dirt! XD

We held hands and we opened the circle that way, by envisioning it and repeating what Kyo said, the circle was opened and we invoked elements and our familiers. Kai's familier is a dragon, so it was like jkcbjiebvje

We went through the ritual, which was a dedication to the goddess Hekate and also to the god, which we had candles to represent them with. Then we partook of the consuming of offerings, which was madeira bread which I cut and passed around, mulled wine which we passed around, apples and oranges and blueberries which were SO sweet, it was like redescovering my tastes again, everyone agreed.

Then we closed down and couldnt wipe the smiles of our faces, it was such a high, and we left the offerings for the goddess. The food wasnt as nice when we closed down, which shows that magically charged food is hella better XD

After that, we met up with 6 over freinds and went out to the gaybar to celebrate a freinds 18th, I bought him porn from poundland (lol) which he was impressed with, plus, I got IDed for it and a look of disgust from the till lady XD

Then, we danced and celebrated all night, got so drunk I couldnt remember my name, and spent the rest of the night either attached to kyos leg or face XD Then we crashed and burned and I went and spent £9 On food for some reason, and got the sexist meal, chips, cheese and gravy XD And cheeseburger and chips, jvnefjbvjbefjv

Food always tastes awesome when your smashed. Oh, and we went through the graveyard too, I LOOOOOVE the feeling, when you sense the veil is so thin, and quiet. The graveyard in Aberdeen is spooky though, it has tombs from the 16'00s, and they are all huge and cryptic, but my god, its so amazing D:

Me and Kyo kept looking at each other as if to say 'can you feel it', but we both knew. I thoroughly enjoyed samhein this year, and we are gonna do the same next year, since it was so successfull. And tonight, being my last night, we are gonna cook everything in the cupboard and watch movies and shit, we have 3 kinds of ben and jerrys which kyo tried to kill me with when she made me an 'EPIC WAMMY SUNDEA' but it never defeats me, ice cream and Jay are ONE.

Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed the holiday as much as I did, and now, Im away to actually put clothes on instead of sitting nekkid wrapped in covers, ITS COLD UP HERE. And Ima start cooking for when the Kyo gets back, PASSSTAAAAAA, FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!

Matta ne!

-Allen

SO.

The London EXPO is on its way here, and takes place this weekend!

So Ill be on my way down to London once again to take part in the tomfuckery XD So I shall be away for a while, starting this Friday when I go to London, until the 3rd of November.

Im gonna be meeting up with Kyo, Raine and my freinds Graham, Lisa, Jamie, Craig and Daniel from Scottish! and we will be having sexy parties until we get kicked out on Monday XD BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING BOOZE, ITS CHEAPER. OMG THE HOTEL HAS A BAR vnfejknvefv

I shalt be cosplaying Mello, black leather coat version, Kyo is cosplaying Near and Craig who is coming (yay!) will be cosplaying L DESU, basically since Wammycon needs to go global XD And also, because we were too poor and lazy to get our KH cosplays.

Then Im megadeathing it back up to Aberdeen with Kyo and CO (C what I did there? XD). Ill be staying with her for a week then until the 3rd for fun and games, then I have to megadeath it back home XD nuu!

Its all a bit random, but random = fun! so therefore, it wins!

Ill be sure to bring my camcorder to record all wtfness, and Im looking forward to seeing all my freindses at the EXPO, you know who you are! :3 Drinkies yes yes?

T-2 days ish. 8D

-Jay

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Well, been at the Kyo's all week since Saturday, and Im here till Monday and Wammycon is in full swing.

Lots of stuff has happened and its been so much fun so far, now the weekends here and this is the peak of our adventure XDDDD its gonna be crackalackin.

I will make a proper update when I return, but so far, its been awesome, we have been drunk every fucking night and somehow kyo managed to spend 500 quid in 2 days, FAIL. OH WELL XDDDDD

Got paid today, so on a plus side, I have a wee bit opf money to play with.

Right now Kyo is in the kitchen making me breakfast like a good wife, yes, breakfast >>; SHUSH. WE ARE LAZY.

We have a fun night out planned, all our freinds are meeting up and we are off to the gay bar and pubcrawl, there should be a few of us, so funtiems ahead.

Then Glasgow tomorow, and we are out tomorow night I think

I cant wait for tonight, OH, and we are baking in Mello and Near cosplay which is crack in itself.

And plus, we bought a GIANT french pink fancy and lots of sparkly lil baby fancies to eat, it is omnomnom.

Ill update soon people!!

We be throwing apples of the 13th floor balcony. >>

-Ikki

Well, I was planning to update about the Nickelback concert, but then the internet crashed and more shit happened in the meantime u___u

My nan currently is in hospital upon being rushed into a major operation to get rid of her bowels after they were diagnosed dangerously cancerous. Not only that, but the surgery fucked up along the line, so when she was recovering, her whole insides where poisened and she was rushed back into another major surgery u___u

Oh, yeh, and I WASNT TOLD. I have been ringing her and going round for days, trying to get in contact and wondering why she wasnt answering the phone and god knows what else, she could of died, and no member of my fucking family told me, instead, a complete stranger who lived across the road from her told me about it. This all happened yesterday, so immediatly I rushed up to the hospital with my mum to see her, where my family where and they shit themselves, since they fucking KNEW they should of informed me >:/

Anyways, my nan is 74, and in a REALLY bad way. Shes confused, exhausted and sick. I saw her yesterday and she was smiling and holding my hand, occasionally drifting off. I love my nan so much and I dont want her to die ;_____;

Bah, but as you can probably imagine, most my time before I go away is going to be for her. She wouldnt want me to cancell going to Scotland on Saturday, which I have concidered, so we will see. If anything happens, Im a bus ride away so I guess its fine.

But yeah, having a shitty time at the moment, I really hope she pulls through, Im going tonight as well hopefully, I need to go tell her I love her.

-Jay

So finally, I have a fucking day off.

I got u about an hour ago, and am just about to drive into town to take some jeans back and get a new backpack, since my old one has no zip due to me ripping the current zip when I had a tantrum. AHEM. But yes, just thought I would update before I go since I wont be online tonight..BECAUSE..

Im taking my brother to go see Nickelback. The gig starts at 7.30pm so we will be off at around 6ish and we will be back late, if we dont miss the fucking last train. But yeah, I like Nickelback, not a huuuge fan or anything, I would rather see MSI or Disturbed BUT its a gig, and its my brothers first, so gotta respect that, even if hes dumb and stands out like a sore thumb.

But I shall make an update about the gig when I get back, maybe tomorow after work or something IDK. I wonder what the supporting band is -ponders- Ah well, if all else fails, theres a McDonalds next door :D

Oh, and Im off to Scotland to see flaming_kyo on Saturday for just over a week :D I cant waaiiittt DDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR XD

So Im off to town, and Ill update soon

-Jay